Thursday, January 31, 2008

Read this year's Oscar-nominated screenplays

Thanks to Andy at Shooting People, you can visit this website and read most of this year's Oscar-nominated screenplays. I particularly recommend Juno, but am also looking forward to casting an eye across Tony Gilroy's screenplay for Michael Clayton. It's already been noted how many of this year's Oscar-nominated scripts are by woman, particularly in the original screenplay category where they dominate the men by a three-to-two ratio.

But has anyone noticed how many are by writer-directors? The only nominated screenplays not written by directors are Atonement [adapted by Christopher Hampton], The Diving Bell and the Butterfly [adapted by Ronald Harwood] and Juno [an original by Diablo Cody]. Check out the link mentioned above, it's worth the effort.

Yesterday I posted 15 examples of bad movie dialogue, as chosen by Entertainment Weekly magazine. Now it's time to reveal from which films these examples were plucked. How many did you identify?
1. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. [Notting Hill]

2. You're why cavemen chiseled on walls. [As Good As It Gets]

3. You complete me. [Forrest Gump]*

4. A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live? [Ever After]

5. I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble! [Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me]

6. You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. [X-Men]

7. And she rescues him right back. [Pretty Woman]

8. My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. [Sin City]

9. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing. [She's All That]

10. Love means never having to say you're sorry. [Love Story]

11. A dingo ate my baby! [A Cry in the Dark a.k.a. Evil Angels]

12. Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed. [Four Weddings and a Funeral]

13. I carried a watermelon. [Dirty Dancing]

14. We were made to fit together. [City of Angels]

15. Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo. [Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith]

* Obviously, this is a fib, the quote comes from Jerry Maguire. But having caught the end of Forrest Gump on TV at the weekend, it sure sounds like something he'd say.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Bad, bad, bad movie dialogue

Entertainment Weekly magazine has got an online photo feature listing what it considers 15 shining examples of bad movie dialogue. Without cheating, for how many of these can you name the film in which they appear? Answers tomorrow.

Personally, I think they should have included the one line from Casablanca that always makes me cringe. In a script so full of great dialogue, how did Ilsa's line comparing an Nazi artillery bombardment to her heart beating make the cut? Still, here's the unhappy 15:
1. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

2. You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

3. You complete me.

4. A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?

5. I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!

6. You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

7. And she rescues him right back.

8. My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire.

9. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

10. Love means never having to say you're sorry.

11. A dingo ate my baby!

12. Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.

13. I carried a watermelon.

14. We were made to fit together.

15. Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Just Can't Get Enough [New Releases]

Time was I used to rush to the nearest comic shop on a Thursday, because Thursday was new comics day. Time was I used to rush to the nearest megastore on a Monday, because Monday was new release day for DVDs or CDs [or VHS or LPs, for the elderly amongst you]. Now I heart Tuesdays, because Tuesday is new release day on iTunes. New albums, new singles, new EPs, all available for aural browsing in 30 second blipverts.So what did I download this week?

The only album I bought in its entirety was Jonny Greenwood's soundtrack for Oscar-nominated film There Will Be Blood. The Radiohead member has created a disturbed, string-laden score that demands to be heard. Apparently his score wasn't eligible for an Academy Award, which seems a shame considering how compelling it is. I've been waiting for this release since first hearing the music on There Will Be Blood's trailer last year. Now it is mine.

What else? The new k.d. lang album is out, but only two tracks stood out - Flame of the Uninspired and Upstream. iTunes is over One [Blake's Got a New Face] by Vampire Weekend for free this week, so that got added to my library. The much-hyped Adele's album is out but Hometown Glory was the only track that leapt out at me. Bought a new song called Good Bad Boy by Joe Jackson. It sounds very Ben Folds, but Jackson was having hits when Folds was still playing with his GI Joe.

Singer and actress Ute Lemper has vamped up Moon Over Bourbon Street by Sting, that got my attention. Early 80s pop icons Yazoo are reforming for a tour this summer, but in the meantime I commend Alison Moyet's torch song set Voice. The woman from Basildon sports a remarkably good French accent, and her cover of Elvis Costello's Almost Blue comes close to making forget all previous interpretations.

Last but not least, I went for two tracks by a new Yorkshire combo called One Night Only. Just For Tonight and You And Me were simply too catchy to resist, and you can even download acoustic versions if that's your noodle. Aces.

Monday, January 28, 2008

2000 AD artist battles multiple schlerosis

Iconoclastic British comics artist John Hicklenton has invited cameras into his home for a new documentary, Here's Johnny, to record his battle with multiple schlerosis and to campaign for better treatment for MS sufferers.

A screening of the film will take place at the Dana Centre at the Science Museum in London on 30 January, and Hicklenton will be speaking at the event.

The artist cannot move without a wheelchair and is often confined to his west London home. He talks candidly about his problems in the film, but also with great humour; at times he has relied utterly on that to see him through some very bleak days.

The 40-year-old British comic artist - best known for his brutal, visceral work on 2000 AD characters such as Judge Dredd and Nemesis the Warlock - was told he had multiple sclerosis with a brutality that still stuns him years later.

"The doctor, a locum, just stared at her computer screen," Hicklenton told the Daily Telegraph, "and never once looking at me, said: 'You've got MS. You'll be dead in 12 to 15 years.' Just like that." Her remit, he says, was presumably not to become emotionally engaged.

Now virtually bed-bound, Hicklenton talks candidly about his illness in the documentary made by Animal Monday, and funded by the Channel 4 British Documentary Foundation and the Wellcome Trust. It's due for international release later this year.

"I haven't got MS when you are looking at my pictures," he says in the film. "I haven't got MS when I am drawing them." But in the past month, spasms have affected his arms and the Telegraph reports Hicklenton has found himself making excuses not to get out the drawing board.

Despite this, he remains remarkably upbeat, with strong support of friends and family. "The more intense the disease gets, the more intense my relationships become," he says. "I never feel excluded because people are really sweet and they forget I am ill. My mum has been particularly helpful."

• To book tickets for the free Dana Centre screening of Here's Johnny call 020 7942 4040 (you must reserve a place to attend) or e-mail tickets@danacentre.org.uk

• For a clip of the film or more information, visit www.animalmonday.co.uk or www.danacentre.org.uk. MS Society Helpline: 0800 800 8000

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John worked for me on several series when I was editor of the Judge Dredd Megazine. He's a cantankerous bugger with an art style like no other. I can only applaud his courage in battling against MS and encourage others to support him any way they can.

My novels #17: A Murder in Marienburg


A MURDER IN MARIENBURG [Black Library, 2007]

Marienburg is the greatest port in the Old World, a melting pot of cultures and races, a centre for trade and commerce, a den of the worst kinds of thieves and villains. When he is made a captain of the watch, ex-Imperial army officer Kurt Schnell soon finds his promotion is a poison chalice. His watch station is int he worst part of town, his men are scum, strange creatures prowl the streets at night - what more could possibly go wrong?

DAvid Bishop is a well-known author of cult fiction, with several novels to hisname. In his first foray into the world of Warhammeer the rotting underbelly of Marienburg is exposed for all to see as corrupt watchmen, crime lords and worse all vie for power.

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I took most of 2006 off writing novels after finishing my 16th tome in January that year. I'd bashed out nine novels in 27 months and my enthusiasm for prose was getting burnt out. Instead I concentrated on other forms of writing, particularly the MA in screenwriting I was studying for at Screen Academy Scotland in Edinburgh. I needed some time away from novels to recharge the batteries. Writing up to 100,000 words of prose is a marathon, not a sprint, and you can't run too many marathons back to back without suffering for your sins.

All nine of those novels I'd written back to back were for Black Flame, an imprint of the multimedia empire that is Games Workshop. They had brought me into contact with Lindsey Priestley, an editor for another GW imprint, Black Library. Lindsey liked my writing and expressed an interest in having me write a novel for her line of books. Being a good freelancer, I'm always looking for new markets and new challenges. The Black Library fiction splits into two areas - the science fiction of Warhammer 40,000 [40K hereafter) and the fantasy stories of Warhammer.

Having worked a lot in science fiction, 40K seemed an obvious fit for me. But I found the density of continuity daunting and was worried my style of storytelling wouldn't work in the 40K universe. By comparison, there were plenty of under-explored nooks and crannies in the Warhammer fantasy world where I could tell my kind of tale without upsetting too many space marine fans. Ideas for characters and contexts were thrown around, before we settled on what I would write.

To my mind, A Murder in Marienburg was a police procedural set in a fantasy amalgam of Amsterdam and Hamburg. There were elves, magic, a classic Warhammer monster species and all the things to be expected in a Warhammer novel - battles, seiges, death and honour, blood-soaked victories won against impossible odds. But in my head I was writing a crime novel set amidst all of that. As a consequence, I'm not sure how Warhammer my first foray into that world was. I told a good yarn, but it may not have been quite what reader Black Library readers were expecting.

A Murder in Marienburg was a long book, close to 100,000 words. I'd only written one novel to that length before, my Nightmare on Elm Street tome. Fortunately, this time I had considerably more plot and no shortage of characters. But I soon discovered that while a sprawling cast of thousands provides plenty of useful cannon fodder, giving every single character a distinctive, memorable personality can be struggle. Live and learn, that should be the freelance scribe motto.

Whatever the merits and flaws on my book, it did enough to merit a second story about Captain Kurt Schnell and his cohort of watchmen. A Massacre in Marienburg will be my 19th novel when it's published in December 2008, and moves closer to the Warhammer tradition - there's definitely more war in this story. In the meantime, A Massacre in Marienburg remains in print and can be found in book stores, unlike most of the tomes that preceded it.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Complete Inspector Morse - 3rd edition cover

Coming soon to a nearby bookshop is the third edition of The Complete Inspector Morse, a guide to the every incarnation of Colin Dexter's famously grumpy Oxford detective. It covers the original novels and short stories, all 33 episodes of the smash hit television series and the new TV spin-off Lewis.

This revised and updated edition is bang up to date, analysing the first full series of Lewis broadcast last year and looking ahead to the second series due on screen later this year. All in all, this is the definitive to all things related to Morse, from the radio adaptations to full coverage of events staged and broadcast to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Morse on TV. You can pre-order now from Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Twelve angry men? Not so much

Went to Glasgow for jury duty yesterday at the High Court of Justiciary. Back when I was a daily newspaper reporter in New Zealand [near the dawn of time], I spent a year in the High Court at Auckland covering murder trials and other serious cases. By the end of that year I was burnt out and never wanted to set foot inside a courtroom again. Fast forward to yesterday and I was quite looking forward to the experience, especially as it offered the chance to experience a trial from a juror's perspective.

What I'd forgotten was how much hanging around and waiting is involved. Still, it was fascinating to observe the differences. A High Court trial in Scotland is quite different from the sort of thing you see in courtroom dramas on film or TV. For a start, 15 jurors are selected, not twelve. The days when a jury would only comprise men are long gone. There was no objecting to particular jurors, no challenges to have people excluded from those chosen at random to fill the jury seats.

I didn't get picked, so my experience of being a juror remains playing the role of number 5 in a production of Twelve Angry Men. We didn't have enough men to fill the cast, so our version became five angry men and seven formidable women. It's amazing what you can achieve on stage once you abandon convention. There's a famous all-male version of the ballet Swan Lake, and a company in Japan once staged the musical Me and My Girl with an all female cast. Some things are never what you expect.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Script: Mirror in the Bathroom

Busy in Glasgow today, so here's a short script I wrote as a filming exercise for some undergraduates. Alas, technical problems plagued the shoot and I never got to see Tamsin and Sharon brought to life. Now they can live on here instead...

MIRROR IN THE BATHROOM

FADE IN: INT. A WOMEN’S BATHROOM AT A CLUB. NIGHT.

Distant dance music thumps a muffled, repetitive beat. Enter twenty-something TASMIN in a distinctive dress. She preens at a mirror while talking on a mobile.

TAMSIN
Miranda, darling! It’s Tamsin. How the devil are you? (beat) I’m at Zanzibar. Little brother’s introducing me to his fiance. (beat) Can’t wait to meet her! James says she’s something special.

Violent vomiting is heard from one of the cubicles.

TAMSIN
Ughhh! Someone’s regurgitating their fish supper. The trash Antoine lets in these days...

A toilet flushes.

TAMSIN
I’ll call you later. Ciao!

Thirty-something SHARON lurches from a cubicle. Her dress is identical to Tamsin, who’s dumbstruck by Sharon.

SHARON
Och, I shouldnae had that fifth Zambucca - not with battered cod.

Sharon examines her bloodshot eyes in the mirror.

SHARON
I’ve seen varicose veins look better!

Sharon notices the dumbstruck Tamsin.


SHARON
D'ye like my frock, hen? It's a present from my new beau.

TAMSIN
Impossible! My brother created this design exclusively for...

The full horror dawns on Tamsin’s face.

SHARON
See, I’m meeting Jimmy’s sister, and wanted to look my best. He says Tamsin’s a right stuck up coo!

Tasmin gasps, before flouncing out. Sharon smirks.

SHARON
Was it something I said, love?

FADE TO BLACK.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Academy Awards - screenplay noms announced

Well, they're just announced the Oscar nominations, with No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood tying for more nods at eight each. I'm particularly interested in the screenplay nominations, and pleasantly surprised what's been picked. Adapted screenplay was the more predictable category, with Atonement by Christopher Hampton, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Ronald Harwood, No Country For Old by Joel and Ethan Coen and There Will Be Blood by Paul Thomas Anderson all much mooted choices. The joker in the pack is Away From Her by writer-director Sarah Polley. Coens to here, mayhap?

Original screenplay was less easy to name, though smash hit comedy Juno was first on my list. Michael Clayton by writer-director Tony Gilroy got a nom here, one of seven it picked up. Happily, Brad Bird's script for the wonderful animated Pixar film Ratatouille also got a nom in this category, along with quirky comedy-dramas Lars and the Real Girl [by Tamara Jenkins], and The Savages [Nancy Oliver]. Having read Diablo Cody's screenplay for Juno and loved it to pieces, I've got my fingers crossed it wins through when the Oscars are awarded at the end of February.

It's worth noting three of the five original screenplay nominees were written by women - this may well be a record. But men still dominate the adapted screenplay nominations, just writer-director Sarah Polley winning through.

Under a blood red sky. Or pink. Or orange.


Looked out the window fine minutes ago and was stunned by the blood red sky created by the rising sun. Grabbed my digital camera and a hat [it's sub-zero outside], and sprinted up the road to capture the moment. By the time I got there and took a photo, it was an orange sky. Photo number two? Verging on pink. Somehow I don't think U2 would have gotten far singing Under a Lush Pink Sky.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Timothy Spall double-header at the pictures

Went to see not one but two movies on Saturday, which may be more films than I saw in a cinema during all of 2007 [it was a busy year]. Started with a preview screening of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. This was another Tim Burton and Johnny Depp big goth extravaganza, with the added bonus of being based on a Stephen Sondheim musical. Gore galore, stunning visuals and a style that could best be described as a chamber operetta. With a few exceptions, every scene set outdoors was tinted gunmetal blue while all the indoors sequences were give a tincture of sepia. Lush.

The preview audience was a bizarre cross-section: Sondheim fans in their 50s, young women come to swoon over Johnny Deep, Goths and alternative types there for some quality Burton action and cineastes savouring the gorgeous production design, costumes and ravishing visual palette. Me, I'd never heard a note of the Sondheim musical before but it was delivered with panache and seemed utterly natural. In most musicals character burst into song for no good reason. Here the singing and dialogue merged seamlessly, so you hardly noticed the characters were singing. Top stuff.

The highlight of the film for me had to be a dream sequence where the murderous barber's would-be paramour imagines them together living a normal and visiting Brighton Pier. It's worth seeing the film just to see Deep in a full length black and white striped bathing suit, sitting slumped on the beach like a Gothic puppet who's strings have been cut. That's how I felt growing up in New Zealand, forced to visit the beach and be in the sunshine when I'd rather stay at home indoors. If you liked Sleepy Hollow, you'll probably like this.

Left that screening, walked out to the ticket desk and bought a seat in a film I'd been failing to see for weeks: Disney's whimsical comedy with songs, Enchanted. Hard to think of a greater contrast in two movies, though both feature singing, dancing, people in elaborate costumes and flights of fancy. Enchanted being a project for Disney princess, thee's slightly less in the way of throat-slashing murder and human flesh cannibalism served as savoury pies [i.e. none], but there were some likenesses.

For a start, both Sweeney Todd and Enchanted feature the considerable acting talents of Timothy Spall. Long an admired character actor, Spall's had a busy year or two judging by his efforts in both films. He gets a juicy supporting role in both and even sings a little tune in Sweeney Todd, persuading Alan Rickman to visit the demon barber. In Enchanted Spall first appears in cartoon film, as the movie opens with an extended animated sequence before relocating to New York.

You'd need a heart of stone not to be charmed by Enchated, though I thought the finale featuring a gratuitous dragon felt over-extended. Nevertheless, it was a thoroughly enjoyable fairy tale that read like an inverted Shrek. The juxtaposition of fable and reality offered plenty of laughs for adults and children, but without stopping to congratulate itself for cleverness. I suspect Enchanted will age better than the Shrek films, depending more on time archetypes than modern pop culture riffs for ammo.

If the Sweeney Todd audience was an unlikely cross-section of society, Enchanted's crowd was all about little girls and the people who brought them. The screening room was choked by the sugary sweet scent of bubblegum by the end, like being suspended in an oubliette full of pot pourri and strawberry syrup for two hours. Gag. There was certainly less over-excited giggling in Sweeney Todd and fewer people needed a pee in the middle of the action. Despite nearly suffering insulin shock from the air, I thoroughly enjoyed Enchanted and recommend it for anyone who liked Shrek.

Friday, January 18, 2008

My novels #16: Twilight of the Dead


FIENDS OF THE EASTERN FRONT: Twilight of the Dead [Black Flame, 2006]

The final chapter in this terrifying trilogy

April, 1945: Retreating German troops mount a valiant rearguard action against the mighty Red Army. It is only a matter of time before Berlin falls, especially as the Rumanian vampyr haveswitched sides to be allies with the Russian forces. German soldiers Hans and Rolf Vollmer know the war is lost, but they believe something more important is at stake.

Unless Lord Constanta and his undead army are stopped, the vampyr plan to enslave all humans will successd. Soldiers from each side must put aside their mutual hatred to target the true enemy: Constanta and his vampyr. As for the war for Europe reaches its brutal climax, a bloody fight for the future of all mankind is about to begin!

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I was feeling pretty punchy by the time I wrote this book, at the back end of 2005. It was my ninth novel completed in 27 months. Before joining the Black Flame roster of authors, I'd only been writing one novel a year - now I was writing four. PLus I'd just started my screenwriting MA course, was also working on the Sarah Jane Smith audio dramas and grud knows what else. I was getting burnt out.

Twilight of the Dead probably suffered a little as a consequence, though I think it holds together. This book was the culmination of everything set up in the first two novels of the trilogy. The survivors from the first two tomes - fighters from opposite sides of the Eastern Front conflict - are forced to work together to stop Constanta launching a war of blood against all mankind.

When I was first pitching the trilogy, I had a strong idea of the first novel's plot, plus a setting and approach for the second. I sold the third novel by describing the climatic sequence, an outrageous moment involving a gigantic flying vampyr bat and a silver tipped V1 rocket. Then I had to work backwards and pull together all the plot strands and character arcs to make that climax credible.

Most readers seemed satisfied with this, the last book of the Fiends trilogy. I continued with the first person narrative style that had served me so well in its predecessor, though the multi-stranded storyline meant the narrative approach was much harder to pull off. Twilight of the Dead can be quite hard to find as a standalone novel, but the omnibus that collects the trilogy is still in print, I think.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Torchwood meets Nikolai Dante - sort of

One thing did stick out in last night's opening episode - the costume of guest star James Masters. He was playing Captain John Hart, a former Time Agent and rambling rogue [pictured above]. Cocky, arrogant, too cool to kill. He also dressed a lot like Russian rogue Nickolai Dante, from the pages of 2000 AD [as shown on the book cover at right]. Still, I'm sure the resemblance is entirely coincidental. Great minds think alike, yes?

100,000 Vicious Imagery readers can't be wrong

This blog logged its 100,000th visit last night, according to Sitemeter. The reader was based in Auckland, New Zealand, and surfed here from Paul Scoones' blog, A Life More or Less Ordinary. I've known Paul for at least 20 years. He started New Zealand's first Doctor Who fanzine, TSV, and he's one of the people who kept faith with the science fiction while it was off-air for the largest part of 16 years. I was one too, writing for TSV and later getting the chance to write officially licensed Doctor Who novels and audio dramas.

Nowadays Doctor Who is a smash hit TV show, just as it was in the mid-1960s. Most every kid in Britain knows the show, the TARDIS, the Daleks and all about the sonic screwdriver. Last year's Christmas special got some 13 million viewers [thanks in no small part to a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue], figures the show hasn't enjoyed since the ITV strike in the 1970s when UK viewers were left with a choice between BBC1 and BBC2. There's a fourth series on the way, three more specials in 2009 and no doubt more to follow after that. It's a pop culture phenom once more.

Doctor Who's also generating spin-offs. Autumn saw The Sarah Jane Adventures, an excellent show for younger audiences starring Elisabeth Sladen as the Doctor's former companion, Sarah Jane Smith. And last night a more adult spin-off, Torchwood, returned for its second series. The first run of Torchwood felt like something of a mixed bag to me, with an inconsistency of tone and hard to like characterisations. Judging by last night's effort, the show's makers have recognised those flaws.

There was a lighter feel, and plenty of sly digs at the first series' lesser tropes. The Torchwood team actually worked as a team instead of bickering, and the trailer of forthcoming attractions for later in the new series promised plenty of excitement. All in all, a strong return that built on past strengths and overcome previous weaknesses. Last year I found it hard to muster much enthusiasm for Torchwood. Looks like I'll be making more of an effort this time.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

My novels #15: The Blood Red Army


FIENDS OF THE EASTERN FRONT: The Blood Red Army [Black Flame, 2006]

Russian casualties are dying to get back into the war...


Leningrad, 1942: Winter has halted the Nazi invasion of Russia, but the city is still besieged by German troops. Red Army soldiers and civilians are starving to death, but they refuse to surrender. As night falls on Leningrad, the Russians are horrified to their comrades riding from the dead to join the attack against them.

One of the bloodiest conflicts in World War II is the backdrop for all-out zombie war as Lord Constanta and his elite cadre of Rumanian vampyr warriors continue to sow holy terror among the allies.

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The Fiends of the Eastern Front novels were always planned as a trilogy. The first volume, Operation Vampyr, established the presence of the undead on the battlefields of Eastern Europe. They were fighting alongside the Wehrmacht as it invaded Russia, just as the Rumanian forces did on the Eastern Front. The first novel told the story from the perspective of German troops - a rifleman, a Panzer commander and a Stuka pilot. Told in the third person, it was a tough book to write, especially knowing it had to succeed on its own merits and set up a trilogy of novels. But Operation Vampyr only covered the first six months of the Eastern Front - there was much more to come.

I'd always planned the second volume would tell events from the Russian perspective. I wanted The Blood Red Army to introduce a crop of characters, some of whom would survive to reappear in the third and final book of the trilogy [alongside German survivors from the first novel]. I felt the first book suffered because the Wehrmacht and vampyr were fighting alongside each other, creating a curious dichotomy. But switching to the other side of the conflict, the vampyr became part of the enemy, not a rogue element alongside the protagonist.

I wanted an enclosed setting to help ramp up the calustrophobic nature of the vampyr threat. Stalingrad was an obvious choice, but I thought the siege of Leningrad offered more opportunities for dramatic licence. The city was close to the Arctic circle, so in winter the nights would last far longer, making the vampyr menace all the more potent. I did a lot of research into what happened at Leningrad, the deprivations faced by the citizens and defenders, how some even resorted to cannabilism to survive. Food was so scarce, painters ate their oil paints.

I also decided to write this novel in the first person. Somehwo that made the fear and terror all the more intimate. It also freed me from having to be absolutely meticulous about presenting the historical context for events. My narrator could be unreliable, but his story would also be more compelling for its intimacy. Happily, this switch to first person made the book a breeze to write. I'd written one novel in the first person before - Doctor Who: Who Killed Kennedy - and it's still one of my favourites [and one of my best]. I think The Blood Red Army comes close to matching it. If only I could write all my novels first person.

Anyway, The Blood Red Army was a success for Black Flame. Anecdotal evidence suggests many readers found it first, before going back to read Operation Vampyr. As a consequence, they were nicely primed when the third and final volume appeared later in 2006. The Blood Red Army is remarkably popular in libraries. Alternatively, you can get the whole trilogy collected inside one cover. I'll always be grateful to this book, because it helped reignite my enthusiasm for writing novels when I felt in danger of lapsing into permanent hack mode. Here I got my mojo back.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

My novels #14: Honour Be Damned!


NIKOLAI DANTE: Honour Be Damned! [Black Flame, 2006]

Welcome to England, but don't lose your head!

Russia, 2673. The Russian Revolution never happened and public enemy number one is Nikolai Dante. Sabre in one hand, vodka bottle in the other and a lady on his lap, Dante should be hiding off-world, but the planet isn't goig to save itself. And besides, he loves living dangerously.

When visiting Britannia, Dante is framed for a royal murder within minutes of arriving and the only way to escape the exceutioner's blade is to catch the real killer. Honour Be Damned! is a saucy swashbcukling romp and a good-natured dig at jolly old England.

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This was my third and final Dante novel to date. I pretty much knew that when I started the book, so decided to have as much outrageous fun as possible. Dante tales tend to alternate between light-hearted romps and darker, deeper stories. Having embraced the sturm and drang with my second novel about the Russian rogue, it was time for a lighter, frothier frolic.

Esentially, it's The 39 Steps meets The Avengers, with Dante on the run while handcuffed to a sexy woman. Throw in a less than subtle piss-take of TV series The Professionals, some extreme sexual fetishes and Dante spending most of his time in a kilt being a real Scotsman. Not subtle, but a lot of fun and one of the most enjoyable books I've ever written.

Sales weren't good enough to justify further entries in the series, although all three of my Dante tomes have done brisk business in British libraries. I suspect this book is probably out of print by now, but a bargain-priced omnibus edition collecting all three Nikolai novels inside one cover is available, called From Russia With Lust.

Monday, January 14, 2008

'Longford' biggest winner at Golden Globes

The Golden Globe awards are often seen as an indicator of likely nominees and potential winners for the Academy Awards in Hollywood. But this year's Globes could also be a bellweather for how the Writers' Guild strike could affect the Oscars. Normally there's a lavish ceremony and massive after-show parties, with total costs and revenues estimated at more than $100 million. But this year's ceremony was downgraded to a 35-minute press conference after the Screen Actors' Guild announced none of its members would cross the Writers' Guild picket line to attend the awards.

The Globes provide a healthy publicity bump to more arthouse fare, generating a lot of money for producers and studios, but that's as nothing to the effect the Oscars can have. So the prospect of seeing the Academy Awards downgraded from three-ring circus to free-for-all news conference might help grease the wheels for further negotiations in the three-month strike. We can but hope. In the meantime, who were the big winners at this year's Golden Globes? Well, the Brits didn't do bad in the TV section.

Granada's production of Longford for Channel 4 and HBO won best mini-series or motion picture made for TV. Jim Broadbent and Samantha Morton won best actor and actress respectively in the same sub-section, giving Longford three Globes - best of the name. Extras won best TV series comedy or musical, but Ricky Gervais lost to David Duchnovny for best actor in that category. The wonderful Mad Men won best TV drama series and best actor in a TV drama series for Jon Hamm, while Glenn Close got a globe as best actress in a TV drama series for Damages - all well deserved.

The movie awards got spread around, with Atonement winning best dramatic film, Sweeney Todd best comedy or musical and the Coen brothers taking best screenplay for No Country For Old Men. It seems odd the Golden Globes has divided films into two categories - drama, and comedy or musical - yet only has one screenplay award. In comparison, the Oscars have two screenplay awards - one for best original, one for best adaptation - but doesn't divide other sections. Anyway, no single film gained more than two Globes, so Longford was the night's biggest winner.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

They're caught in a trap. They can't get out.

When I did my screenwriting MA, one of the funniest people on the course [and best writers of comedy] was Barry. So, congratulations to Barry and Bev, who got married in Las Vegas. By Elvis. And put the video up on YouTube. Enjoy.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Sir Edmund Hillary - a Kiwi legend dies

Saddened to wake up and read that New Zealand's legendary mountaineer Sir Edmond Hillary has died. He and Tenzing Norgay were the first men to stand atop Mount Everest, the world's tallest mountain, conquering the summit in 1953. They won worldwide acclaim for their achievement, and Hillary won the everlasting affection of Kiwis with his blunt description of the feat: 'We knocked the bastard off!' He later made a pioneering trip to the South Pole and went with Neil Armstrong to the North Pole.

But Hillary's life was not just about exploration. He was a modest man who sometimes described himself as mediocre. Yet he raised millions for charity and built schools, clinics, and other facilities in the Himalayas. It's a mark of the esteem Kiwis felt for him that Sir Ed will be given a full state funeral and it was the New Zealand Prime Minister, Helen Clark, who announced his death. A recent poll called Hillary the most admired of all New Zealanders and the accolade was well deserved. A great loss.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Get Wasted - you know you want to

Legendary British comics creator Alan Grant is launching Wasted, a daring new title full of comedy, cracking art and outrageous stories. Here's the flyer for the first issue:

Where next for Torchwood?

The second series of Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood launches next week in the UK. Chris Chibnall has written episodes of the drama and acted as showrunner, much as he did for the first series. But it seems he won't be returning should Torchwood get a third run. Broadcast reports this morning that Chibnall's been hired as showrunner for ITV's new version of American crime drama Law & Order.

The broadcaster has now commissioned 13 x 60 minute episodes, adapting stories originally told across the Atlantic on the long-running cops and lawyers show. Indie prodco Kudos is making Law & Order: London, working with US producer Wolf Films. Chibnall has previous with Kudos, having written several scripts for its smash hit series Life on Mars. The question now is who will replace him as showrunner on Torchwood if it gets a third series?

Don't you think he looks cute in this hat?

A tribute to the character of Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Torchwood - he's super, you know.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Clinton vs Obama: game on

I heart US presidential elections. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it - perhaps early exposure to Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 is responsible. Whatever the reason, I always savour the long months of an American presidential election campaign. The wrangling, the ebbs and flows of support, the analysis, the polls, the speeches, the pivotal moments on the trail, on the stump.

The most fun is to be had during the primaries where various states decide which candidate they favour from the two main parties, the Democrats and the Republicans. Fringe candidates can become contenders while front-runners can stumble and fall. This year's contest is particuarly fascinating because no sitting president or vice-president is in the running, throwing the field wide open.

The Democrats have got the Big Mo, and look the most likely party to take the presidency when the election finally happens in early November - but which Democrat will succeed? Former first lady Hillary Clinton was the presumptive front-runner for months, but Barrack Obama swept past her to claim the first victory in the Iowa caucases last week, Clinton only managing third.

Polls suggested he held a lead of up to ten points over Clinton in yesterday's New Hampshire primary. Expectations were being lowered that Hillary would be beaten again. Such was the pressure, she came close to tears on the trail - and seems to have inadvertantly won the hearts of female voters. They went resoundingly with Clinton, delivering her a surprise victory over Obama in New Hampshire. [John Edwards is the third Democrat candidate, and seems out of the running.]

If Obama had won New Hampshire, he would have owned the Big Mo and likely left Clinton facing a long, slow painful defeat. Instead Clinton's win puts her right back in the race, guaranteeing more fun and games at least until early February when 22 states simultaneously go to the polls in primaries. If neither Clinton nor Obama win a decisive victory there, the race goes onwards.

The dream scenario for me is a tied primary race that takes the contest all the way to the Democratic Party Convention. [If you want to see what that looks like, watch the last ten episodes of The West Wing season six on DVD - cracking stuff.] Why the dream scenario? Because it extends the fun and the interest.

If the Democratic race is about two main candidates, the Republican race is a sprawling bunfight of epic proportions. John McCain was considered dead and buried last summer - no money, few supports, no prospects. Yesterday he won the New Hampshire primary, bringing his campaign back from the dead. Who else is in the Republican race? Huckabee, Romney, Rudy, that actor who said 'Russkies don't take a dump without a plan' in The Hunt For Red October and several others.

The Republican race is almost anybody's still to win. With no presumptive candidate yet emerging, it's hard to see the Grand Old Party discovering unity in time to win the election. Whoever does triumph from the GOP, they face one crucial decision - how to compaign against Obama or Clinton. The former will be America's first black candidate in a presidential election campaign, the latter America's first female candidate in a presidential election campaign.

Dare the republicans go negative? If so, when? Do they play the race card if Obama is the candidate? Tricky, but possible. Dare they play the gender card against Hillary? That could be suicidal, as women represent far more voters than minorities. That's not to say women will automatically vote for Hillary - far from it - but female-bashing won't help the Republican cause if Clinton gets the nomination.

Like I said, there's plenty more twists and turns to come in this campaign, even after the candidates have been chosen. Clinton's win in New Hampshire last night has guaranteed that. Bring it on!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

A pleasant surprise courtesy of BlueCat

BlueCat is a renowned screenplay contest held in America that attracts entries from across the world. The main annual competition is for feature-length scripts, but last year the organisers decided to run a supplemental contest with three categories - feature screenplay, short screenplay, and video/written pitches. The winner in each category gets an all-expenses paid trip to Los Angeles in March this year with a week of screenplay development at the BlueCat Lab and some prize money, plus there are production fund awards for runners-up.

I submitted my short film script Danny's Toys and promptly forgot all about it, until an email hit my inbox this morning. Seems Danny's Toys has been chosen as one of 51 semi-finalists in the short screenplay category. No idea how many people entered or what the competition was like to reach the semi-finals, but it's always nice to be mentioned in despatches. The winners will be announced next month, so fingers crossed.

[Not] In Front of the Children

There's a new phenomenon about to burst across broadcast TV called child-safe repurposing. [Ugh, what an ugly phrase that is.] The first case in Britain is Torchwood. The first series of this Doctor Who spin-off was full of swearing and sex, banishing it to life beyond the watershed [i.e. only safe for broadcast after 9pm]. There were some grumblings about creating an adults-only spin-off from a hugely popular family drama, but there will always be people grumbling about something.

The second series of Torchwood starts next week and is still aimed at adult viewers. However, midway through the 13 episodes the cast will be joined by Martha Jones, a former companion of the Doctor and role model for small girls. If you vastly exaggerate the facts for fun, it's a bit like transplanting Tinkie-Winkie from the Tellytubbies into Sex and the City [with Prada supplying a new magical handbag, no doubt]. Give eight year olds enough reason to watch Torchwood and they will.

So a solution has been found - a edited, child-safe version of Torchwood will be broadcast at 7pm several days after the post-watershed incarnation. The BBC gets to recycle the material and satisfy any crusading moralist who might be getting on their high horse. Across the Atlantic [where the term repurposing was coined], another adults-only drama is also getting the sex and swearing removed for a wider audience.

Dexter is a gripping thriller about a serial killer who works as a blood forensics expert in Miaimi [curiously, he never bumps into Horatio Caine or anybody else from CSI: Miami]. First broadcast on the cable network Showtime, it featuring sex, swearing and no shortage of violence. With the Writers' Guild strike having burned through most broadcast networks' stocks of new drama, the likes of CBS are casting around for quality drama to fill their schedules.

Step forward Dexter, cut and pasted into a more family-friendly package for broadcast from February 17. Two other cable drama series, Monk and Psych, are also going mainstream, although neither of them is likely to upset any moralists. Indeed, Monk is so family-friendly BBC2 often broadcasts it on Sunday afternoons [and most entertaining it is, too].

Any other candidates for clean-up and crossover appeal? The Sopranos is already getting a lesser extreme airing on A&E in America. Thankfully, the days when British broadcasters attempted to show films like The Taxi Driver or Beverly Hills Cop without swearing, sex or violence are behind us. Grud forbid anybody every tried to broadcast Reservoir Dogs in a child-friendly form; it would only last five minutes.

Monday, January 07, 2008

My novels #13: Operative Vampyr



FIENDS OF THE EASTERN FRONT: Operation Vampyr [Black Flame, 2005]

Russia, 1941. The mighty German army is smashing its way through the crippled Russian defences. Idealistic your German soldier Hans Vollmer joins the front on the eve of the invasion of Russia, unaware that darked things than the enemy stalk the battlefields. When he is saved from a Russian attack by a Rumanian platoon, led by the mysterious Lord Constanta, his relief is short-lived.

Why do they never see the Rumanians during the day? Why do the Russian dead wear expressions of complete terror? Why are their bodies drained of blood? What unholy bargains has the Fuhrer made in order to win this war?

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Fiends of the Eastern Front was created in 1980 by Gerry Finley-Day and Carlos Ezquerra as a ten-part serial for iconic British comic 2000 AD. The hybrid of war and horror genres made the strip stand out among the weekly's usual sci-fi thrillers, but it remained unique in the comic's long history.

Fast foward quarter of a century and Black Flame's then editor, Jay Slater, phoned me to ask if I was interested in adapting the short-lived story into a potential trilogy of novels. Jaw's a massive WWII buff and was excited about the possibilities. I wasn't convinced it was possible to turn 44 pages of comics into nearly quarter of a million words of prose, but it sounded an interesting challenge.

I'd read Fiends, thanks to a collected edition given away free with an issue of the Judge Dredd Megazine, but didn't hold the life-long nostaglia for the quirky strip possessed by those who read it on first publication. When I re-read the story to see what elements could be adapted, I found it entertaining but chock full of holes.

It's never clear why Constanta and his vampire enter the war beyond a mistrust of Russians, let alone why they would switch sides to fight with the Russian against the Germans as Rumanian forces did in 1944 [and as happened in the strip]. In comics form Fiends jumps whole years of the Eastern Front conflict and essentially follows a single, lowly rifleman with the Wehrmacht. Novelising the comic version wasn't going to work, I needed to find my own approach to the material.

Before Jay's phone call I knew nothing about the Eastern Front battles of WWII, beyond passing mentions in the 60s US sitcom Hogan's Heroes. Over the next year I immersed myself in the many, many, many elements of that theatre of war. It quickly became clear a trilogy of novels would never be enough to cover the sprawling war and all its key battles - I needed to be selective.

Finding a structure that would make each book a satisfying read yet build over the series to a gripping trilogy was essential. I decided to replicate certain elements of the original strip in the first book, taking the German point of view. But Jay was eager to include tanks and planes as well as riflemen, so I invented three brothers, one serving in Panzers, one flying a Stuke and one on the ground.

The launching of Operation Barbarossa made an obvious start point, and the end of 1941 when the German insurgency stumbled in the Russian winter suggested itself as a good place to end the first novel. In the original strip the viewpoint character spends years finding out about the vampires before he rebels against their presence.

My viewpoint characters needed to made the same discoveries and decisions, but in a much tighter span of time. So I researched the stages of the invasion and how they would interlock with my plotline. Indeed, my abiding memories from Operation Vampyr are researching - scouring bokshops and the internet for background info about the war, the warriors, the battles, the strategies, the weapons, the life.

It may seem perverse to take such care in being historically accurate when writing a story about vampires in WWII, but I felt it was important to get all the little details as accurate as I could. Nailing the background and context somehow seemed to make the incredible that little bit more credible.

Crucially, I needed to identify a motivation for the vampires - what did they hope to gain by entering the war? Once I had that, plotting and writing the book became so much easier. Nevertheless, Operation Vampyr was not an easy write. All that history, all that detail was a massive drag on the process. I spent far too much time worrying about getting the technicals details right, sweating the small stuff.

I haven't read the book since it was published, but I guess all my efforts paid off. Operation Vampyr has been translated into Spanish, it sold thousands and thousands of copies in the US [despite having not a single American soldier in it] and thousands more have borrowed the book from British libraries. It's out of print now, but you can get it and the other two books from this trilogy as a big, fat omnibus edition.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

My new PLR Top Ten - 2006/2007

Every year a wonderful organisation called the Public Lending Right sends registered authors a statement indicating how many times their books have been borrowed from British libraries in recent times. To compensate scribes for the lost sale, the PLR pays out 5.98 pence per loan [roughly 12 cents in American money]. If your total from your registered titles is less than one pound, it gets held over until the next year.

There's also a maximum payment threshold of £6600, to prevent the likes of J K Rowling and other immensely popular authors draining the PLR's coffers. In total 23,942 authors are getting payments next month for the most recent PLR period [July 2006-June 2007], with 242 scribes getting the maximum amount.

I’m a minnow in such matters, but thanks to a steadily growing backlist of books [26 and counting] my new statement is nearly double what I got this time last year. I’ll be sent a nice three-figure sum in February, thanks to two things – more people are borrowing my books from libraries, and I’m getting more books published.

The four novels I had published during the 1990s are now defunct in libraries, and my programme guide to The Sopranos is fast disappearing from shelves as well, six years on from publication. My hardcover history of iconic British comic 2000 AD, Thrill-Power Overload, was published just too late to make it into libraries.

But most of my tomes were borrowed at least 100 times according to the PLR and two title got taken out more than a thousand times each. My first Fiends novel tops the listings for a second year in succession, but the other two books in that series are rising to challenge it. Here's my top ten tomes for July 2006 - June 2007 (with previous year's placing in brackets):-

1. (1) Fiends of the Eastern Front: Operation Vampyr (published Oct 05)
2. (-) Fiends of the Eastern Front: The Blood Red Army (Apr 06)
3. (-) Fiends of the Eastern Front: Twilight of the Dead (Jul 06)
4. (8) Nikolai Dante: Honour Be Damned! (Mar 06)
5. (2) A Nightmare of Elm Street: Suffer the Children (May 05)
6. (3) Nikolai Dante: Imperial Black (Sep 05)
7. (9) Ripped From a Dream: The Nightmare on Elm Street Omnibus (Oct 06)
8. (-) I Am The Law: The Judge Dredd Omnibus (Oct 06)
9. (5) Nikolai Dante: The Strangelove Gambit (Jan 05)
10. (7) Doctor Who: Amorality Tale (Apr 02)

Bubbling under: The Complete Inspector Morse 2nd Edition (4th last year), Doctor Who: The Domino Effect (6th last year) and Fiends of the Eastern Front Omnibus (published Feb 07).

Star performer has to be my Fiends of the Eastern Front trilogy – it seems you can’t go wrong combining vampires and Nazis. I suspect the omnibus collection of all three novels will become a hardy perennial for a while, nearly cracking the top ten despite only being published in last few months of the PLR year. Hopefully Fiends of the Rising Sun will prove just as popular, it came out in July 2007.

A new, third edition of my Morse book is due out this month or next, so that should supplant the second and first editions, borrowed a total of 320 times in the period 06-07. Freddy Krueger has served me well in libraries [horror wins again], but the biggest surprise is repeat appearances by all three of my Nikolai Dante novels. None of them sold well, but they’ve proved popular at libraries with a total of more than 1500 borrowings – go figure.

Finally, thank you to everyone who borrowed one of my books from a library this past year, nearly 8000 of you. I hope you enjoyed the stories I had to tell. Support your local library, it’s a brilliant resource. And thanks to the PLR for finding all this out and disbursing all these funds. It's a nice post-Christmas bonus for me, but for some authors it's their major payday of the year. Long may it continue!

Friday, January 04, 2008

2007 - my year in review

Time for my annual appraisal of the year past, a necessary precursor to setting goals for 2008. I figure it's best to learn from my successes and my failures, so I can build upon solid foundations and try to avoid repeating past mistakes. Let's start with novels. My 17th and 18th novels were published in 2007, and I wrote my 19th novel [due for publication in December 2008]. My work also featured in four omnibus collections, but that's largely irrelevant in the greater scheme in things.

Novel #17 was A Murder in Marienburg, my first foray in the fantasy world of Warhammer. Novel #18 was Fiends of the Rising Sun, a WWII horror tale planned as the first in a series based around Japanese vampires and the battle for the Pacific. I spent February 2007 rewriting the book, throwing out a 35,000 word sequence that didn't fit and replacing it with new material.

My editor told me not to worry, I could transplant the lost chunk into the second book in the series. But by the time Fiends of the Rising Sun was published, publisher Black Flame was shutting up shop with no new commissions forthcoming. Such is life, but it's a shame the Fiends series got stymied by this as the books seem to have an enduring appeal, judging by my library lending statements [that's a post for tomorrow].

I spent much of November and Deember writing novel #19, A Massacre in Marienburg, my second Warhammer tome. I'm waiting to hear back from the editor how that's gone, but have hopes of a third book in my Marienburg series. With 19 novels under my belt, I'm looking to venture into new territory with my 20th tome. The roundness of that novel calls for something special, a fresh start. Guess that's a job for 2008.

Radio - 2007 proved to be something of a wash when it came to radio drama. I had plenty of good intentions but never found the time to turn these into reality. One thing I did do was intensive research into a historical period planned as the setting for a radio play idea I've been nurturing for years. Having done the background work, it's well past time I got on with developing the play. Another job for 2008.

I'd also like to develop some newer ideas for radio. It's a brilliant place to develop as a broadcast drama writer, hone your skills and storytelling crafts. Adding more radio drama credits also enhances your chances in other areas, plus it's just a brilliant medium for which to write. Emerging writers have far more input and involvement with their work on radio than most other storytelling media.

Courses - finished my screenwriting MA, and attained a distinction for the whole post-graduate course. Even got the university medal for my efforts. Have to admit I'm feeling the absence of the course now it's over. The chance to interact with other, like-minded writers on a weekly basis was a boon, and losing that has left a gap in my life. Emails and phone calls are great, but I pine for human contact.

Loved the Script Factory's Storylining for Continuing Drama workshop, but was less impressed by the same organisation's TV Forum. I'd crawl over broken glass to work in storylining, doing that workshop felt life I'd discovered my natural metier. Alas, sotrylining job openings are few and far between. My day at the Emmerdale storylining workshop only served to underline my enthusiasm for the job.

The TAPS continuing drama workshop in Cardiff was an energising experience, and one I wouldn't mind repeating this year, given the chance. I also managed to blag my way into a workshop for script readers held by Scottish Screen, and learned a lot from that experience too. I'll definitely be looking for more learning experiences in 2008, but financal constraints mean I'll need to pick and choose carefully.

Getting a job in TV - had my heart broken a couple of times trying to get a foot in the door with particular shows. I'd get a glimpse of the promised land, a lot of positive noises and encouragement, but still found myself shut out at the end of 2007. So be it. I've got another opportunity on the horizon and there will be others. Genius will out, but bloody-minded persistance gets you a long way too.

Competitions - stunned myself by winning a first place in the 2007 Page International Screewriting Awards with my short film script Danny's Toys. Still feels like the world's biggest fluke, though it had opened a few doors and gotten me attention I'd never have attracted otherwise. I've been working that win for all it's worth. Now I need to write some more scripts worthy of sharing a portfolio with Danny's Toys.

Getting an agent - lots of positive noises, no offers from my agency trawl in the final quarter of 2007. A degree with distinction and my award for Danny's Toys got me read, but that wasn't enough to lift me out of the pack. More killer scripts required, and more proof that I'm worth representing, a writer who can make it as a professional in the industry. I need more broadcast credits - job for 2008.

Finally saw my history of iconic British comic 2000 AD published in the summer of 2007. It was a joy to hold Thrill-Power Overload in my hands, the capstone of six years of effort and a career of involvement with British comics spanning nearly 18 years. The TPO book felt like something of a full stop, but there are plans for a revised paperback edition at some point, so there are epilogues ahead in 2008.

Revised The Complete Inspector Morse for a third edition to be published early in 2008, and also contributed to the Inspector Morse weekend on ITV3 in April 2007. With the spin-off series Lewis attracting big ratings, the legacy of Colin Dexter's creations continues and that's good news for my book. It's funny, but several of my non-fiction tomes haved proven to be far more enduring than my novels. Perhaps that should tell me something about where to direct my energies in 2008 and beyond?

Comics - write another handful of issues for Egmont's Phantom comics, hopefully with more to come in 2008. Found myself devoting more time and energy to these pulp fiction tales, due to my efforts to learn more about the craft of storytelling. In the past I'd simply have cranked these out, counting on my natural yarn-spinning instincts to carry the day. Now I think about them a lot more. I hope that's for the better, but sometimes wish I could just embrace the pulp a bit, have fun with them. Something to embrace in the year ahead.

Journalism - write several interview features for the Judge Dredd Megazine [my three-part interview with Alan Grant is a doozy]; and a lot of features and reviews for new genre monthly Death Ray. Enjoyed flexing my journalist muscles in 2007, but not sure how much time I'll have for that in 2008. Time will tell.

Income - this cratered in 2007, thanks to all the time, energy and cash I poured into my quest for storytelling knowledge. The past year was probably my worst financially since 1991. It'd be nice to have money in my pocket and a bank account not permanently at the edge of its overdraft during 2008. But breaking into broadcast drama is not an overnight process, and requires plenty of sacrifices. I guess that means I won't be getting rich anytime during the year ahead.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

London calling for Law & Order

Variety's reporting plans for a London-based remake of venerable US cops and shysters drama Law & Order. Made by Kudos for ITV, the new show will use tweaked versions of American scripts, relocated to the British capital. They'll have plenty of material from which to choose, as close to 400 episodes of original flavour Law & Order have been produced across the Atlantic. The commission isn't set in stone, according to Variety, but negotiations have been ongoing for a year.

It's been common for Brit dramas to get a US remake, with varying degrees of success. Blackpool infamously became one of 2007's worst flops when remade as Viva Laughlin, while Life is Wild [the American redo of Wild at Heart] struggled to find much traction before the writers' strike halted production, but others have had more success. British remakes of US dramas are rarer, though a few sitcoms have crossed the Atlantic. Will UK audiences will embrace Law & Order: London? Time will tell.