Thursday, February 15, 2007

How would Daleks say popular adages?

Realised I'd made a mistake about something blindingly obvious today, and a fitting adage sprung to my mind. Moments later it was replaced by the Dalek version [and yes, sometimes I do wonder about the way my mind works] and this was the result:
FOREST. TREES.
MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!

Just for fun, what other Dalek versions of popular adages and cliches can you think of?

3 comments:

Doomsayer said...

Brick wall identified - communication futile!

Alert - rock! Hard place! Trap!! Trap!!

Sunlight levels rising. Hay production commencing.


I have far too much time on my hands ...

Matthew Cochrane said...

SCANNING HAYSTACK. NEEDLE CANNOT BE LOCATED.

I was lacking adage inspiration until Doomsayer mentioned hay.

James Moran said...

OBTAIN APPLES DAILY TO KEEP AWAY THE DOC-TORRRR!

NOD? WINK? BOTH OF EQUAL VALUE TO VISUALLY IMPAIRED FLYING RODENT!