Genius: Orangutans who look like Boris Johnson

After the joy of Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch and Koalas who look like David Mitchell, London mayor Boris Johnson [pending election results] gets the treatment - with orangutangs. See more gibbering clowns [and orangutans] here.

Genius: Charlie Brooker's poem about the Sun

Charlie Brooker details in a lot of hilarious rhymes,
All the people the Sun has persecuted at different times.