Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Still time to support my Movember 'tache for cash
It's the last day of Movember and, as you can see from the photographic evidence above, I'm not much of a moustache grower. Nevertheless my efforts have raised £222 for the fight against male cancers. There's still time to donate money to this worthy cause - even a fiver helps! If you want to chip in something, go to this page now...
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Genius: Len Lye's pioneering short films
Len Lye's something of a legend for his 'direct films', created by painting or scratching directly into the film stock. The New Zealander started doing this in the 1930s, producing a pioneering range of shorts that still influence artists and animators. He also created amazing kinetic sculptures, decades ahead of their time.
Much of Len Lye's work is held by the Govett-Brewster Art Gallery in the New Zealand city of New Plymouth. I was arts reporter for the local paper and used to cover the Len Lye exhibitions when they happened [hence the photo above, from when I still had hair]. As a result, I'm a lifelong fan of what Lye achieved and his maverick spirit. Enjoy!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Genius: Shining! Shawshank! Rambo! Arthur!
Arthur Recreates Scenes from Classic Movies is a daft, genius site that pretty much does what it says on the tin. Young Authur is obviously an auteur in the making, working through a range of influences until his own cinematic voice emerges. Here are three favourites from his oeuvre. There's more where these came from. Enjoy!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
When is the right time to get yourself an agent?
One question that exercises the minds of many writers near the start of their careers is, when should they seek representation? As an author or screenwriter, the idea of having an agent seems very attractive. The fact they want to represent you equals instant validation, helps show the world you're a writer worth noticing.
Writers who don't have an agent [yet] sometimes labour under misapprehensions about what it is that agents actually do. Some believe an agent will get them work. It does happen, but far more likely is an agent will open doors for you, access people and opportunities you otherwise not have known about or be eligible for pursuing.
Whether or not you get the commission will be based on your track record as a writer, and the work you submit after the agent has opened the door. Once you secure the gig, then the agent really comes into their own, handling the negotiations, getting you the best possible deal, and protecting your rights. They have your back.
So, when do you know it's the right time to get yourself an agent? It varies for every individual. I had 20 novels published before I got an agent [proof that you don't need an agent to get a book contract]. I secured my first radio play and my first TV drama broadcast credit as a writer on Doctors before I got an agent.
In the case of my novels, they were all media tie-in tomes commissioned via standard boilerplate contracts. There was little or nothing for an agent to negotiate, and they wouldn't have made much money - so I didn't need representation. The same applied to my first radio and TV commissions, although the money was getting better!
But since getting an agent - the lovely Katie Williams, now at The Agency - I've had new opportunities that never arose before. Katie also negotiated a very good deal for me on one particular job that provided several months of financial freedom in which I developed and wrote the first draft of my new calling card script.
So having an agent has definitely paid off. I haven't got the job behind every door Katie's opened, but that's the life of a writer. You'll always hear the word no far more often than you'll hear the word yes. [If you can't cope with rejection, get another job - both you and those nearby will be much happier as a consequence.]
I made classic newbie screenwriter mistakes before I got my agent. I applied to multiple agencies as soon as I finished my MA course. Sure, I had a radio play to my credit, did well at uni, and even won a first prize at the 2007 Page International Screenwriting Awards. But I simply wasn't ready, and that showed in my writing.
More than anything else, it's the quality of your writing that matters for finding and securing representation. You want an agent who believes in you and your work, who will go out and promote you, open those doors. And you need to demonstrate that you'll make their agency money. It's called show business for a reason, people.
How do you demonstrate that you'll make them money? By already having paying work on the go when you approach them. In fact, this is the acid test for whether it's the right time to seek representation. Ask yourself this one, simple question - and be completely honest about the answer. Do you want an agent? Or do you need an agent?
Wanting is not enough. Desire is good, but there should be more. You should be in a position where not having an agent is detrimental to your career. Then you offer a clear narrative to the agent you're approaching. You have secured a commission, but need their help with the contract. They make money and help you simultaneously.
Representation is a two-way street. They work for you, taking a commission for all the work covered by your agency agreement. If you're not earning, neither are they. Just wanting an agent isn't enough. You should need an agent before you approach one. It's that simple, in my humble opinion. [Your mileage may vary.] Onwards!
UPDATE: If you're decided that you do NEED an agent, how do you approach them? There are many different methods people have used, but one that's proven to work can be found in Adrian Mead's excellent e-book, MAKING IT AS A SCREENWRITER. You can download it here for just £7.79 + VAT. [All proceeds go to the excellent charity Childline, by the way - Adrian doesn't make a bean from it.]
Writers who don't have an agent [yet] sometimes labour under misapprehensions about what it is that agents actually do. Some believe an agent will get them work. It does happen, but far more likely is an agent will open doors for you, access people and opportunities you otherwise not have known about or be eligible for pursuing.
Whether or not you get the commission will be based on your track record as a writer, and the work you submit after the agent has opened the door. Once you secure the gig, then the agent really comes into their own, handling the negotiations, getting you the best possible deal, and protecting your rights. They have your back.
So, when do you know it's the right time to get yourself an agent? It varies for every individual. I had 20 novels published before I got an agent [proof that you don't need an agent to get a book contract]. I secured my first radio play and my first TV drama broadcast credit as a writer on Doctors before I got an agent.
In the case of my novels, they were all media tie-in tomes commissioned via standard boilerplate contracts. There was little or nothing for an agent to negotiate, and they wouldn't have made much money - so I didn't need representation. The same applied to my first radio and TV commissions, although the money was getting better!
But since getting an agent - the lovely Katie Williams, now at The Agency - I've had new opportunities that never arose before. Katie also negotiated a very good deal for me on one particular job that provided several months of financial freedom in which I developed and wrote the first draft of my new calling card script.
So having an agent has definitely paid off. I haven't got the job behind every door Katie's opened, but that's the life of a writer. You'll always hear the word no far more often than you'll hear the word yes. [If you can't cope with rejection, get another job - both you and those nearby will be much happier as a consequence.]
I made classic newbie screenwriter mistakes before I got my agent. I applied to multiple agencies as soon as I finished my MA course. Sure, I had a radio play to my credit, did well at uni, and even won a first prize at the 2007 Page International Screenwriting Awards. But I simply wasn't ready, and that showed in my writing.
More than anything else, it's the quality of your writing that matters for finding and securing representation. You want an agent who believes in you and your work, who will go out and promote you, open those doors. And you need to demonstrate that you'll make their agency money. It's called show business for a reason, people.
How do you demonstrate that you'll make them money? By already having paying work on the go when you approach them. In fact, this is the acid test for whether it's the right time to seek representation. Ask yourself this one, simple question - and be completely honest about the answer. Do you want an agent? Or do you need an agent?
Wanting is not enough. Desire is good, but there should be more. You should be in a position where not having an agent is detrimental to your career. Then you offer a clear narrative to the agent you're approaching. You have secured a commission, but need their help with the contract. They make money and help you simultaneously.
Representation is a two-way street. They work for you, taking a commission for all the work covered by your agency agreement. If you're not earning, neither are they. Just wanting an agent isn't enough. You should need an agent before you approach one. It's that simple, in my humble opinion. [Your mileage may vary.] Onwards!
UPDATE: If you're decided that you do NEED an agent, how do you approach them? There are many different methods people have used, but one that's proven to work can be found in Adrian Mead's excellent e-book, MAKING IT AS A SCREENWRITER. You can download it here for just £7.79 + VAT. [All proceeds go to the excellent charity Childline, by the way - Adrian doesn't make a bean from it.]
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Genius: Sunday in the park with Pepper Spray Cop
The notorious images of a cop casually pepper spraying protestors in America exploded into a visual internet meme over the weekend. Here are just a few great subversions of that image, featuring victims sublime to ridiculous. See many, many more here. Enjoy!
Monday, November 21, 2011
360º Narratives: Phil Parker on where are we going?
Spent the weekend at 360 Narratives, a new initiative run by Playwrights' Studio, Scotland with the motto "challenge, collaborate, create". Among the guest speakers was UK script development guru Phil Parker. Here on my rough notes on what he said:
Storytelling is the thing that connects us all, but originality is being killed by adaptation.
A study found £125 million had been spent on development in UK films but with no upturn in box office. So UK film companies abandoned UK screenwriters, abandoned commissioning new, original work. They now only develop true stories or adaptations.
But screenwriters now have opportunities people never dreamed of before…
There’s this notion that stories can just be moved from one medium to another. But PP believes some stories fit certain media. Cited Jeanette Winterson’s quote that adaptation is smashing a beautiful vase to make a teacup and saucer.
Adaptations are liked because those stories already have an audience. It de-risks the screenwriter is the perception, because the stories already exists, the characters exist. What can go wrong? We’lll just play with it. All an original piece of work has going for it is the screenwriter’s track record.
Originality is being crushed in our culture – but there are opportunities. It’s a new era.
Got a Youtube clip into the Top 10 globally and you get paid $150,000.
There are no gatekeepers – you just need a platform. It’s the new world. It’s not coming, it’s here – but UK writers haven’t woken up to this yet.
Angry Birds went through 54 iterations before it was a massive success. What changed? It took off when they added a backstory, when they added narrative.
PP looks for the communality in things. Angry Birds was about justified revenge. Every single person has been treated unfairly at some point in their lives, they can empathize.
Give your character an undeserved misfortune and the audience empathizes with them. This goes all the way back to Aristotle, but it still works today, all over the world.
We were all powerless as children, and felt we were treated unfairly at some point. You carry that childhood experience as part of your adult emotional core. Those emotions stay with you for the rest of your life.
Audiences react emotionally to a character who suffers an undeserved misfortune, it makes them care about the character.
PLATFORMS – and how do you place yourself on them
THE SHORT – used to be the short film, heavily funded by regional film bodies like Scottish Screen. Now the short is found on Youtube. Funny dominates short forms.
THE WEBISODE – stringing together short pieces to form a narrative. Check out Angry Orange on Youtube, 20+ eps, made by guys in Oregon, now a worldwide hit.
THE E-BOOK – these enfranchise writers. Web publishing is a different game. You need to know your audience, your genre or sub-genre. You need to market to that audience. Anyone with wi-fi can access your story from anywhere in the world. A hit e-book makes the writer a fortune because it cuts out the middle man i.e. publishers.
LOW/NO BUDGET FEATURES – according to the BFI Yearbook, 143 no/low budget movies were produced in the UK during 2010, although none of them made any money. What makes a movie stand out? The writing. Technology allows you to make it now. Distribution is still problematic in the UK, however.
Screenwriters should either be writing massive Hollywood spectacles movies – or films that can be made for £500,000. If the latter, pick a genre that suits low budget – horror or very character heavy drama. Great plotting and directorial style will elevate them. Most low budget plotting is terrible.
Collaboration is the key for 360 degree narratives, but it doesn’t happen overnight.
Intellectual Property [IP] ownership is a real issue. You need ot define everyone’s IP ownership within a collaborative project.
Genres are real, you are always working within a genre and you need to understand it.
PP argues there are essentially only 4/5 genres – horror, thriller, romance, drama and the personal drama. He believe the desire for love or validation are the two key emotional focuses of the last decade in film narratives.
Where are we going? That’s in the lap of the gods. There are no enough good, low budget screenplays in the UK. Quality in development is crucial. So is writer’s ambition. Need to get past Scottish miserablism.
Want to get on? Say ‘sod ‘em” to broadcasters and other gatekeepers for funding. Those gatekeepers are scared. They’re retreating into their caves, waiting for the storm to pass. People with their little empires – 360 narratives are anathema to them. Circumvent them.
Marketing yourself is a problematic area – but crucial. You have to connect to the relevant online community, place yourself in their spaces and keep going. This is where collaboration is crucial.
Marketing yourself – you should be doing it instinctively, it’s not somebody else’s job to find you work or funding. Collaborations – think of yourselves as a team, not as a gathering of individuals. Everyone has to contribute.
PLATFORM? Go with the one you can afford. Find your audience and what they like. Put up a chapter a week online, building to a larger story. Build your audience online and then move to offline. You can experiment like crazy – why not do it?
Storytelling is the thing that connects us all, but originality is being killed by adaptation.
A study found £125 million had been spent on development in UK films but with no upturn in box office. So UK film companies abandoned UK screenwriters, abandoned commissioning new, original work. They now only develop true stories or adaptations.
But screenwriters now have opportunities people never dreamed of before…
There’s this notion that stories can just be moved from one medium to another. But PP believes some stories fit certain media. Cited Jeanette Winterson’s quote that adaptation is smashing a beautiful vase to make a teacup and saucer.
Adaptations are liked because those stories already have an audience. It de-risks the screenwriter is the perception, because the stories already exists, the characters exist. What can go wrong? We’lll just play with it. All an original piece of work has going for it is the screenwriter’s track record.
Originality is being crushed in our culture – but there are opportunities. It’s a new era.
Got a Youtube clip into the Top 10 globally and you get paid $150,000.
There are no gatekeepers – you just need a platform. It’s the new world. It’s not coming, it’s here – but UK writers haven’t woken up to this yet.
Angry Birds went through 54 iterations before it was a massive success. What changed? It took off when they added a backstory, when they added narrative.
PP looks for the communality in things. Angry Birds was about justified revenge. Every single person has been treated unfairly at some point in their lives, they can empathize.
Give your character an undeserved misfortune and the audience empathizes with them. This goes all the way back to Aristotle, but it still works today, all over the world.
We were all powerless as children, and felt we were treated unfairly at some point. You carry that childhood experience as part of your adult emotional core. Those emotions stay with you for the rest of your life.
Audiences react emotionally to a character who suffers an undeserved misfortune, it makes them care about the character.
PLATFORMS – and how do you place yourself on them
THE SHORT – used to be the short film, heavily funded by regional film bodies like Scottish Screen. Now the short is found on Youtube. Funny dominates short forms.
THE WEBISODE – stringing together short pieces to form a narrative. Check out Angry Orange on Youtube, 20+ eps, made by guys in Oregon, now a worldwide hit.
THE E-BOOK – these enfranchise writers. Web publishing is a different game. You need to know your audience, your genre or sub-genre. You need to market to that audience. Anyone with wi-fi can access your story from anywhere in the world. A hit e-book makes the writer a fortune because it cuts out the middle man i.e. publishers.
LOW/NO BUDGET FEATURES – according to the BFI Yearbook, 143 no/low budget movies were produced in the UK during 2010, although none of them made any money. What makes a movie stand out? The writing. Technology allows you to make it now. Distribution is still problematic in the UK, however.
Screenwriters should either be writing massive Hollywood spectacles movies – or films that can be made for £500,000. If the latter, pick a genre that suits low budget – horror or very character heavy drama. Great plotting and directorial style will elevate them. Most low budget plotting is terrible.
Collaboration is the key for 360 degree narratives, but it doesn’t happen overnight.
Intellectual Property [IP] ownership is a real issue. You need ot define everyone’s IP ownership within a collaborative project.
Genres are real, you are always working within a genre and you need to understand it.
PP argues there are essentially only 4/5 genres – horror, thriller, romance, drama and the personal drama. He believe the desire for love or validation are the two key emotional focuses of the last decade in film narratives.
Where are we going? That’s in the lap of the gods. There are no enough good, low budget screenplays in the UK. Quality in development is crucial. So is writer’s ambition. Need to get past Scottish miserablism.
Want to get on? Say ‘sod ‘em” to broadcasters and other gatekeepers for funding. Those gatekeepers are scared. They’re retreating into their caves, waiting for the storm to pass. People with their little empires – 360 narratives are anathema to them. Circumvent them.
Marketing yourself is a problematic area – but crucial. You have to connect to the relevant online community, place yourself in their spaces and keep going. This is where collaboration is crucial.
Marketing yourself – you should be doing it instinctively, it’s not somebody else’s job to find you work or funding. Collaborations – think of yourselves as a team, not as a gathering of individuals. Everyone has to contribute.
PLATFORM? Go with the one you can afford. Find your audience and what they like. Put up a chapter a week online, building to a larger story. Build your audience online and then move to offline. You can experiment like crazy – why not do it?
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
My new book about Inspector Endeavour Morse
Titan Books have just published a new edition to The Complete Inspector Morse, my guide to every incarnation of Oxford's famous fictional detective. The UK paperback came out last month, the US and Kindle versions officially went on sale yesterday.
The new edition is far more timely than I expected, with Morse returning for a new case on British television in two months. January 2012 is the 25th anniversary of Morse's first TV tale, The Dead of Jericho starring John Thaw and Kevin Whately.
ITV has commissioned Endeavour, a feature-length story about Morse as a young detective constable in Oxford during 1965. Many of those involved with Morse [and the Lewis spin-off] have worked on Endeavour, a pilot for a potential new series.
Happily, details of the new TV drama special broke in time for me to slip them into this, the fifth edition of The Complete Inspector Morse. The new book includes fresh info about the first dramatisation of Colin Dexter's creation [John Thaw was not the first man to play Morse!] and the 2010 Morse stage play starring Colin Baker.
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Get stuff when you donate to my Movember
I have donated my face to Movember this year and am attempting to grow a 'tache for cash. Above you can see the results after eight days - not exactly impressive, but I've never been the most hirsute. Several lovely people donated last week, pushing my total close to £100. But I want to raise more money and awareness for health issues.
So here comes the hard sell: donate £5 and I'll email you a Doctor Who short story that's been out of print for a decade. Donate £15 and I'll email you a text pdf of Starring Michael Caine, my guide to 80 films featuring one of Britain's most iconic actors. Donate £27 and you'll get both, plus pdf text for one of my 20 published novels [your choice!].
So what are you waiting for? Get donating. Now! Go here to donate. Do it.
Monday, November 07, 2011
Star Wars: Let the Wookie boogie, Meco
Star Wars, the way it should be played: funky.
Thursday, November 03, 2011
A message to students graduating today...
Today the second cohort of students graduate from the MA Creative Writing course I help teach at Edinburgh Napier University in Scotland. So here's an inspirational clip from that class film, Say Anything. Onwards!
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
I've donated my face to Movember 2011
I've joined the madness that is Movember, growing a moustache to raise cash and awareness for men's health issues. [The rules require each participant start the month clean shaven.] I'll be posting photo updates of my efforts here during the month so you can witness my efforts to grow a Lievremont [see picture below] by December.
This blog gets more than 200 visitors every day - that's more than 6000 visitors a month. Hopefully everyone finds something of value on Vicious Imagery. If so, why not donate to my Movember page? I know times are tight, Christmas is coming up, etc - but a few quid shouldn't bankrupt you. Donate today. It's in a good cause!
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