Online ramblings and other work displacement activities by writer David Bishop
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
The 5th lamest fight scene ever, apparently
Stumbled across this wonderful clip from some Australian film whic Cracked.com has deemed the 5th lamest fight scene ever. Me, I can't believe there are four fights lamer [and dafter] than this! Enjoy.
My suspicion is they heard this list was going to exist and filmed it accordingly badly so they could win... they didn't count on 'Arm-Sling Woman versus Knife-Fetish Man'.
It's one of the worst scenes ever made in the way that Ed Wood's films are the worst ever - inept, but ridiculously inept, and made with enough energy and invention to be entertaining.
And it's far better than, say, the inept everyone-dies-but-it-was-all- a-training-simulation action scene at the start of X-MEN 3
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Fantastic.
I liked how amazingly bored the girl in the striped T-shirt looked until she found the whip.
What made it even better was that I'd forgotten I also had i-tunes running, so the whole thing played out to "Move on Up" by Curtis Mayfield.
Is that Osama Bin Laden and the woman from Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV making an appearance?
Supremely lame!
My suspicion is they heard this list was going to exist and filmed it accordingly badly so they could win... they didn't count on 'Arm-Sling Woman versus Knife-Fetish Man'.
One for the Book Of Heroic Failures?
lame?? lame??? this is genius! :)
It's one of the worst scenes ever made in the way that Ed Wood's films are the worst ever - inept, but ridiculously inept, and made with enough energy and invention to be entertaining.
And it's far better than, say, the inept everyone-dies-but-it-was-all- a-training-simulation action scene at the start of X-MEN 3
Thank you, that's enriched my day. Big smiles now.
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