Some wag has uploaded to YouTube a selection of random scenes from last year's much derided remake of The Wicker Man that, shorn of context, are pants-wettingly bizarre and funny. Hell, they may have been just as unintentionally hilarious in context, but the trailer alone for the remake had the stench of death and failure about it, so I didn't bother seeing the film. Anyway, you don't need to know anything about the movie to enjoy these two minutes of mayhem. Altogether now: "Not the bees! Not the bees!