Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Osama wanna dance with somebody?

According to a new book, Osama Bin Laden was once infatuated with American songstress Whitney Houston. The unlikely story come from a former soap opera writer who claims she was Bin Laden's sex slave at one time. Never mind the reality [or otherwise] of this bizarre allegation, let's contemplate the contents of Osama's iPod instead. So, Top Five Songs For a Whitney Obsessed Terror Kingpin...

5. I Will Always Love You
4. One Moment in Time
3. A'm Your Baby Tonight
2. It's Not Right But It's Okay
1. The Greatest Love of All

1 comment:

Colin Wilson said...

I have it from someone who should know.... he's a HUGE Randy Newman fan.

Political Science.

At least down here we'll be saved, along with a few mil kangaroo.

I'll get my coat....