If you've ever wondered how writers come up with stories for science fiction comics like 2000 AD, wonder no more. Simply click here and you'll be transported to Alec Trench's Thrill Pitcher, a web page that automatically generates a new story scenario every time you click the button marked NO SUBTEXT! For example, I was just presented with this gem: He's a crashlanded punishment-dispensing graffitti artist who's battling for Britain. His ex-lover is a pagan trident-wielding fascist who owns a planet. They must stop Northpool from demolition by giant robots!
One thing that bothers me - why can't I write shit like that?